
You always complain about how crowded Blind Tiger is, but you’ll keep going back again and again, and it will be just as crowded as the time before.
You’ve only been to Heartland Brewery when family or friends are visiting from out of town.
Going to an open-bar event at Brooklyn Brewery ruined visits to the tasting room for you, because it’s so much better when you don’t need tokens.
You’ve spent a ridiculous amount of money on a glass of beer at a bar, only because you didn’t bother to ask how much it was when you ordered it.

